I've been keeping tabs on the Miss Gay USofA Pageant, down in Texas. I'm still awaiting results from Friday's final competition.
Meantime, I was doing some thinking. Which would Y-O-U rather see televised...
A Miss (name a genetic gal) Pageant, where Miss (insert state) comes out, sings off key, and plays the accordian - OR - a Drag pageant, where a performer is on stage with glitz, glamour, special lighting effects, and 10 to 20 back-up dancers?